This aliveness awaits, pulsing beneath her shame, her complaints, and her judgment.
Learn how to stop creating struggle (and bitterness, resentment, and disappointment) and start creating safety (and play, pleasure, and flow).
By feminism, sexual liberation, birth control, and antidepressants.
We are told that we are now free and independent women because we are no longer constrained by the trappings of our womanhood and can work, have sex, and consume just like men.
We’re (mostly) eating right, exercising, and meditating, wrangling to-do lists, and arranging playdates, but there’s a haunting hollowness beneath huge complaints.
It turns out, we’ve made a poor bargain, trading our authenticity for seeming safety…
there was a huge storehouse of enthusiastic, creative vitality inside you?
That you could trust Your Self, the world could feel safe, and unexpected (and expected) delights could start to illuminate your path?
No coach, therapist, doctor, or guru required.
Just you, learning to get real, present, and attentive… with you.
I’m here to matchmake your inner parts for the greatest love affair ever written.
What I would have given to have this one-stop-shop when I finally recognized that my “I’m fine” “I’ve got this,” “I guess I’m having good enough sex” bottled-up self understood it was time to uncork, get messy, wild, weird, and free…
A mini-course highlighting the main tools needed on your reclamation journey. Delivered as a live masterclass (+ recording), Kelly will cover:
where you’re buying eggs from the hardware store (the source of all pain)…
entering through the upset (the only spiritual practice you’ll ever need)…
getting real comfortable putting on your villain crown (the key to true power), and learning to attune to your inner yes so you can live your life defined by the specific pleasure of who you are…
a space for all of us to come together and expand the permission field for what is possible and to really take responsibility for this god-channeling vessel we have incarnated into. This looks like:
A group of powerful, like-minded, women on the path to reclamation
exclusive content & giveaways
Priority invitations to future launches & events
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Claim your Gifts
Reclaim with me
Why you feel like you’re living behind a glass wall
Why imagining that there is a proper, right, and good way to be a woman is a trap
How to stop feeling like your life is one big complaint (hint: it has to do with victim consciousness being the only human disease)
How to walk through your life initiations with curiosity and confidence (and use them to claim your creatrix gifts)
Why “coming into your feminine” doesn’t work, and why all the love light and rose petals in the world will never leave you feeling like a wild woman goddess
How Feminism was the greatest bait and switch of all time
What it takes to finally end the war with men, and self-husband like a woman with exquisite boundaries
Why hating on other people is a deep spiritual practice/why we do in fact get off on our pain
Radical permission and why it matters to your sense of self
Ways to feel contained and offer nervous system safety so you always feel like you’ve got you
Why getting what we want can feel anticlimactic
Audacious embodiment, and how to make art and express from your greatest gifts as a woman
Why shadow hunting can become your favorite sport
How to get to the place where you have nothing unsaid in your life
The truth about hookup culture, marriage, and girl bossing
The dupe of work-mothering balance
My favorite practices to stabilize your NO
My favorite practices to align with your YES
I grew up an Italian-Irish, know-it-all, atheist, candy-addict, straight-A MIT neuroscience major, Ivy-league trained psychiatrist specializing in medicating pregnant women, Hashimoto’s-healing renegade activist who then specialized in discontinuing psychiatric meds, publishing radical medical recoveries, and sounding the alarm on the bait-and-switch of Pharma, turned feminine reclamation and sensual embodiment seeker, honorary member of the Disinformation Dozen, health freedom lover, twerk, pole, and African dancer, mother of two sage channels of love, homebirther, chicken and cat mom, novice seamstress, here to share with you the parts I’m still discovering, the deceptions I continue to awaken from, and the secret places that my inner victim is still awaiting discovery and liberation into the art of living and loving…these days, I’m after the tingles and rushes of energy I feel in my body when I’m moving to a song, petting my animals, hugging my gorgeous girls, and laughing with my friends. I’m here to make love to life.
